"you good?"
Male vulnerability is shameful.
Nobody can resist a bunch of cheeses arranged on a wooden platter.

February 2023

Why don't you have faith in a system that's never worked in your favor?
When Twitter went down, I finally had time to do some important things with my life.
Or, how to build a fraudulent startup and scam a bunch of boomers out of millions.

January 2023

Shut up and let us electrocute your children.
Welcome to The Crusty Closet.
Nonsensical yet appetizing.
It's so expensive and so dangerous.
Level up, bro.

December 2022

A very normal few days on Twitter.