"you good?"
Male vulnerability is shameful.
Nobody can resist a bunch of cheeses arranged on a wooden platter.

February 2023

Why don't you have faith in a system that's never worked in your favor?
When Twitter went down, I finally had time to do some important things with my life.
Or, how to build a fraudulent startup and scam a bunch of boomers out of millions.
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January 2023

Shut up and let us electrocute your children.
Welcome to The Crusty Closet.
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Nonsensical yet appetizing.
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It's so expensive and so dangerous.
Level up, bro.

December 2022

A very normal few days on Twitter.